Doggomloop is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud gnu.

Doggomloop created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Doggomloop, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Doggomloop, it will turn you into a mouse.

Doggomloop's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Doggomloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your chest with red markings.

2. Never mix figs with ash.

3. Never stain your hands with green.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not make images of living things.