Parkjadbot is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, emotional hare.

Parkjadbot created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkjadbot, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Parkjadbot, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Parkjadbot's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Parkjadbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never feed cucumbers to sheep while wearing violet shirts.

5. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.