Talquaglarg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate raven.

Talquaglarg created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Talquaglarg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Talquaglarg, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Talquaglarg's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Talquaglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.