Baftafbat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, impressive wyvern.

Baftafbat created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Baftafbat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Baftafbat, it will turn you into a duck.

Baftafbat's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Baftafbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

2. Baftafbat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.