Butwiphug is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise goat.

Butwiphug created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butwiphug, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Butwiphug, it will strike you with lightening.

Butwiphug's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Butwiphug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.