Hoggofnartnarhotomin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful manatee.

Hoggofnartnarhotomin created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hoggofnartnarhotomin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hoggofnartnarhotomin, it will not care at all.

Hoggofnartnarhotomin's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Hoggofnartnarhotomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midnight.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never allow sharks to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Always remove tights before touching platinum.

5. Never mark doors with violet.