Bastlattun is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise toad.

Bastlattun created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastlattun, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bastlattun, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bastlattun's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bastlattun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. You must pray to Bastlattun three times a day.

3. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

4. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

5. Always wash your arms before prayer.