Badlinmuttin is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent ant.

Badlinmuttin created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badlinmuttin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Badlinmuttin, she will be mildly annoyed.

Badlinmuttin's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Badlinmuttin's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Badlinmuttin loves voles, so they must be respected.

5. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.