Fidcissfad Cebxucragranvonbatflab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, narcissistic clam.

Fidcissfad Cebxucragranvonbatflab created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Fidcissfad Cebxucragranvonbatflab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fidcissfad Cebxucragranvonbatflab, he will turn you into a frog.

Fidcissfad Cebxucragranvonbatflab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fidcissfad Cebxucragranvonbatflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four goats in one place.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. You must pray to Fidcissfad Cebxucragranvonbatflab nine times a day.