Ontjenflat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, omnipotent naga.

Ontjenflat created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontjenflat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ontjenflat, he will destroy your home planet.

Ontjenflat's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ontjenflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ants.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never gather five rats near walls.

4. Do not fashion tools from iron.

5. You must love Ontjenflat.