Tamtonkpomtigyikquamgid is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, fussy chinchilla.

Tamtonkpomtigyikquamgid created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Tamtonkpomtigyikquamgid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tamtonkpomtigyikquamgid, it will not care.

Tamtonkpomtigyikquamgid's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Tamtonkpomtigyikquamgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Tamtonkpomtigyikquamgid must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Never record numbers.