Rutkimlan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring gerbil.

Rutkimlan created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutkimlan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rutkimlan, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Rutkimlan's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rutkimlan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always act with obedience.