Rawcisshim is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful wyrm.

Rawcisshim created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawcisshim, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rawcisshim, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rawcisshim's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Rawcisshim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

2. Never mix turnips with water.

3. Do not hurt tapirs.

4. Do not run at mountains.

5. Always act with patience.