Ontbimbotflam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty zebra.

Ontbimbotflam created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ontbimbotflam, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ontbimbotflam, he will ignore you.

Ontbimbotflam's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Ontbimbotflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not take Ontbimbotflam's name in vain.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.