Febhivteen is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, confident eagle.

Febhivteen created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febhivteen, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Febhivteen, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Febhivteen's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Febhivteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Do not prepare carrots while wearing stockings.

5. Heed all visions.