Watgutraw is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic chinchilla.

Watgutraw created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watgutraw, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Watgutraw, she will not invite you to parties.

Watgutraw's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Watgutraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather three horses near doors.

2. Never talk about mites.

3. Always count to seven before sleeping.

4. Do not sprint at mountains.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Watgutraw.