Wit is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring cobra.

Wit created humanity six million years ago.

If you believe in Wit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wit, it will be very unhappy.

Wit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Wit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Wit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near birds while wearing green tights.

4. Never gather four sheep in one place.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.