Mipvadtom is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, boastful shrew.

Mipvadtom created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipvadtom, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mipvadtom, it will turn you into a rock.

Mipvadtom's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Mipvadtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your hands toward the east during prayer.

2. Do not place lentils upon stone.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Do not hurt moths.

5. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Mipvadtom on top of important buildings.