Bapbadfas is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent newt.

Bapbadfas created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bapbadfas, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bapbadfas, he will not care.

Bapbadfas' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bapbadfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never point your neck toward the south during prayer.

2. Do not keep eight rats in a large pit.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Never remain prostrate at dusk.

5. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.