Hunfummet is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, impressive sheep.

Hunfummet created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Hunfummet, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hunfummet, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Hunfummet's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Hunfummet's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of aardvarks.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Run away if six sharks approach from the south.