Kintom is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking elephant.

Kintom created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Kintom, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Kintom, it will not care at all.

Kintom's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Kintom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always count to four before sleeping.

4. Never remain prostrate at midday.

5. Never stain your face with cyan.