Bigkiplag is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, impressive rat.

Bigkiplag created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigkiplag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bigkiplag, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Bigkiplag's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bigkiplag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place oranges upon stone.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bigkiplag.

3. Never travel toward the west during spring.

4. Do not hurt grasshopers.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.