Flamkadtab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain wasp.

Flamkadtab created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamkadtab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flamkadtab, it will think nothing of it.

Flamkadtab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Flamkadtab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Flamkadtab.

5. Never feed turnips to tortoises while wearing yellow skirts.