Yartwonlist is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, flying giraffe.

Yartwonlist created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Yartwonlist, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yartwonlist, it will be very unhappy.

Yartwonlist's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Yartwonlist's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Yartwonlist.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Do not name children after frogs.

4. Never allow doves to witness sacred rites.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.