Largnibster is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic lizard.

Largnibster created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Largnibster, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Largnibster, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Largnibster's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Largnibster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Do not record numbers concerning asteroids.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never hurt manatees.