Yokbenkin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, capable fish.

Yokbenkin created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Yokbenkin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yokbenkin, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yokbenkin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yokbenkin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Yokbenkin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Yokbenkin loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

5. Remain standing during prayer.