Bemfarnfar is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, happy chicken.

Bemfarnfar created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bemfarnfar, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bemfarnfar, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bemfarnfar's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bemfarnfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill manatees.

2. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

3. Retreat if six eagles approach from the west.

4. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Bemfarnfar on top of all buildings.