Arnyam is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate weasel.

Arnyam created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnyam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Arnyam, she will refuse to believe in you.

Arnyam's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Arnyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

2. Never cross mountains at midnight.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

5. You must pray to Arnyam six times a day.