Gepdusswee is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, stupid octopus.

Gepdusswee created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepdusswee, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gepdusswee, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gepdusswee's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Gepdusswee's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo kilts on sacred days.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Shun those given to vanity.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never handle copper while unclean.