Listdodran Xucmitbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, witty wombat.

Listdodran Xucmitbeg created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listdodran Xucmitbeg, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Listdodran Xucmitbeg, it will turn you into a puffin.

Listdodran Xucmitbeg's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Listdodran Xucmitbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

4. Always count to four before sleeping.

5. Do not prepare nuts while wearing hats.