Minratpib is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, annoying capybara.

Minratpib created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minratpib, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Minratpib, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Minratpib's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Minratpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist fate.

2. Never prepare aubergines during spring.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Pray only in firelight.