Cebrillcad is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, stupid raccoon.

Cebrillcad created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebrillcad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cebrillcad, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cebrillcad's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cebrillcad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not listen to music.