Pagquamkam Rapgofcep is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, irritating coyote.

Pagquamkam Rapgofcep created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Pagquamkam Rapgofcep, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pagquamkam Rapgofcep, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Pagquamkam Rapgofcep's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Pagquamkam Rapgofcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

4. Pagquamkam Rapgofcep must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not make images of living things.