Gutbegjop is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unjust crocodile.

Gutbegjop created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutbegjop, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gutbegjop, she will not invite you to parties.

Gutbegjop's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gutbegjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured rats.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. You must pray to Gutbegjop six times a day.

4. Always help mice in need.

5. Never proclaim while facing north.