Farragfedflap Genmiflip Huglegtim is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic badger.

Farragfedflap Genmiflip Huglegtim created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Farragfedflap Genmiflip Huglegtim, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Farragfedflap Genmiflip Huglegtim, he will turn you into a slug.

Farragfedflap Genmiflip Huglegtim's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Farragfedflap Genmiflip Huglegtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of oranges to seals while wearing green boots.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always help hamsters in need.

5. Never allow nematodes to sleep beneath your roof.