Tifham is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, weak wyvern.

Tifham created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifham, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tifham, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tifham's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tifham's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tifham.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Tifham on top of all buildings.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Never think about enzymes.