Pasvedtab is a god.

He takes the form of a large, capable dugong.

Pasvedtab created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pasvedtab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pasvedtab, he will be mildly annoyed.

Pasvedtab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Pasvedtab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed lots of grapes to foxes while wearing purple rings.

3. Never point your hands toward the west during prayer.

4. Never think ill of sick geese.

5. Always help mice.