Genpidgid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, temperamental gorilla.

Genpidgid created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Genpidgid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Genpidgid, it will turn you into a tree.

Genpidgid's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Genpidgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant while facing west.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never sit near bats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.