Hambosskipcum is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, contented duck.

Hambosskipcum created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hambosskipcum, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hambosskipcum, she will strike you with lightening.

Hambosskipcum's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Hambosskipcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Hambosskipcum in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

4. Do not gather at wells at midday.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.