Raggabruttdag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unthinking skunk.

Raggabruttdag created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Raggabruttdag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Raggabruttdag, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Raggabruttdag's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Raggabruttdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

2. Always look after injured seals.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Learn six new languages a year.