Sattipbat is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, tiresome centaur.

Sattipbat created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sattipbat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sattipbat, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sattipbat's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Sattipbat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Retreat if three porpoises approach from the north.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.