Bennurquart is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented seal.

Bennurquart created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bennurquart, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bennurquart, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bennurquart's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bennurquart's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

3. Erect seven lead sculptures of Bennurquart on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.