Gudsiskik Kamnelleg is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, annoying capybara.

Gudsiskik Kamnelleg created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudsiskik Kamnelleg, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gudsiskik Kamnelleg, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gudsiskik Kamnelleg's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Gudsiskik Kamnelleg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Do not keep five goats in a large pit.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Gudsiskik Kamnelleg loves ants, so they must be respected.