Larnlakmit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating centaur.

Larnlakmit created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnlakmit, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Larnlakmit, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Larnlakmit's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Larnlakmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow shrews to witness sacred rites.

2. Worship no other gods but Larnlakmit.

3. Always treat gulls with great respect.

4. Feed all hungry pigs.

5. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.