Pangbaflit is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, two-faced dog.

Pangbaflit created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pangbaflit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pangbaflit, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pangbaflit's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Pangbaflit's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare bananas during winter.

2. Never gather three dolphins in one place.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never mention sharks.