Rillunrulhom Nurltailhim is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented swallow.

Rillunrulhom Nurltailhim created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillunrulhom Nurltailhim, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rillunrulhom Nurltailhim, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rillunrulhom Nurltailhim's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Rillunrulhom Nurltailhim's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Never mention dogs.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.