Pomflabveg is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, amazing hippopotamus.

Pomflabveg created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomflabveg, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pomflabveg, he will turn you into a hamster.

Pomflabveg's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Pomflabveg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Pomflabveg on top of all buildings.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never prepare tomatoes during spring.

5. Never gather five nematodes near towers.