Bamhogfompomkikcabdidcin Xemzakfly is a god.

She takes the form of a small, selfish horse.

Bamhogfompomkikcabdidcin Xemzakfly created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamhogfompomkikcabdidcin Xemzakfly, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bamhogfompomkikcabdidcin Xemzakfly, she will turn you into a dog.

Bamhogfompomkikcabdidcin Xemzakfly's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bamhogfompomkikcabdidcin Xemzakfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.

2. Do not travel during summer.

3. Hide from black sheep for they are unholy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never mix oranges with water.