Dangepjad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy centipede.

Dangepjad created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dangepjad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dangepjad, it will cry a lot.

Dangepjad's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dangepjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Erect six zinc sculptures of Dangepjad on top of important buildings.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about special relativity.