Mit Stafbagont Kimhubwitflat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud bee.

Mit Stafbagont Kimhubwitflat created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mit Stafbagont Kimhubwitflat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mit Stafbagont Kimhubwitflat, he will turn you into a snail.

Mit Stafbagont Kimhubwitflat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Mit Stafbagont Kimhubwitflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Run away if five bats approach from the south.

3. Always treat mites with great respect.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.