Hancidlit is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, impressive gnu.

Hancidlit created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hancidlit, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hancidlit, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Hancidlit's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Hancidlit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

2. Never eat pineapples on holy days.

3. Always look after injured doves.

4. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hancidlit.