Gemhomhat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage mouse.

Gemhomhat created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemhomhat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gemhomhat, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gemhomhat's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gemhomhat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gemhomhat.

2. Gemhomhat loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never feed lots of pineapples to squirrels while wearing green shirts.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.