Zimlabtunbot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent butterfly.

Zimlabtunbot created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimlabtunbot, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zimlabtunbot, it will turn you into a mouse.

Zimlabtunbot's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Zimlabtunbot's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Zimlabtunbot nine times a day.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always cleanse blood with water.

5. Never approach mountains carrying clay.